ADVANCED PHYSICS LECTURE (to be delivered with a spicy Indian accent)
Paper is a fossil of wegetable matter
through vhich eelectric lifeforce
Light is luminous eelectricity.
Mirrors are mercuric yelements
redirecting photoelectric images
to eelectrochemically controlled irises and lenses
along biomagnetic vaves (radio-photonated).
Ve human beings are eeels magnetized on eldoradiated
vheels vithin vheels of massive energy (wiwidly