WHOEVER READS THIS SHOULD BE ARRESTED
Explosive forces rip the seat off my sanity pants!
Hang on to the porcelain rim of my toiletbowl ego!
I am trying very hard not to get sucked into the
Psychedelic swirlpool of embarrassment
And almost giving up on the Resurrection!
Half a minute ago hasn't happened!
Two weeks from now was sometime back!
Ordinary people don't exist - they exude!
I'm an extraordinary one-finger typist!
Whoever reads this should be arrested!
Every law in the book has been broken!
Except one which everyone knows is unbreakable:
And that is the Law of Absolute Indestructibility!
Unfortunately I am only relatively indestructible.